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Post by shallowboy on Jun 16, 2006 19:26:44 GMT 10
well isnt it the truth - in a way....
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Post by enuf3 on Jun 16, 2006 21:40:46 GMT 10
Only a drinker of Coca-Cola.... I will explain the phases after school today.
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Post by shallowboy on Jun 17, 2006 1:41:24 GMT 10
umm isnt it summertime already....?
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Post by Esther on Jun 17, 2006 5:15:08 GMT 10
But it's just soda...? Unless Coa-Cola is code for something.
What? Hand of God? Maradona?
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Post by enuf3 on Jun 17, 2006 5:32:44 GMT 10
Okay, the time has come for the story of Coca Cola and the Five Phases... Hi, my name is Matt, and I am a Colaholic. I once drank nothing but Coca Cola... mornings, evenings, and nights. But as I got older, I noticed that the Coke was having strange effects on my personality. I began to grow 5 other sides to me... I was bi polar, I guess you could say. As I drank Coke, I began to slip into five phases. They are: Phase One: In this phase I am nothing more than a silly version of myself. I am still kind and happy and no one gets hurt during this phase. Phase Two: Once again, this is just a silly phase only I take on some more daring thoughts. I have been known to do some pretty crazy things during this phase... Phase Three: This is the phase in which I am completely bonkers. I am what you would call, a nut case. People have been known to be injured during this phase. Phase Four: I am still a tad bit silly, only I have taken on some nastier traits. I start to grow mean and upsetting. I find enjoyment in harming people.. It is a dark stage. And then..... Phase Five: I am an unstoppable force in which knows no boundries to the common laws of physics. When phase five is in place, the death count is catastrophic. Cities burn, planets fall, stars begin to collapse forming black holes in which I command with my thoughts... It is a very frightening stage... And only one picture has ever been taken of it... Yes, scary isnt it? It is what the Cola titled Coke can do to me. During my last transformation into phase five, a young man in the next town from me was recording himself in an audio recorder. He was suddenly taken by surprise when this sound was heard off in the distance. It is the sound of me... morphing into Phase Five. www.bluenorth.com/klwav1.wavI hope that all of this information was helpfull..
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Post by shallowboy on Jun 17, 2006 8:54:13 GMT 10
oh my..... and in such detail too.
*try decaf coke, if u guys get that in the US*
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Post by enuf3 on Jun 17, 2006 9:05:35 GMT 10
Yes sir, detail is needed in order for her to know the truth about the five phases.
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Post by shallowboy on Jun 17, 2006 17:12:25 GMT 10
well my boy....must be the same reaction that 'lack of sleep' does to me..
im fine with a full nites sleep (Phase 1)...but with less and less sleep, i zoom up phases as well. Lately, ive been coasting on 5hrs sleep a nite, so basically like Phase 3 zone...i dont wanna even try seeing how i am at less than 5hrs.
A growing boy needs a full 8hrs daily!
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Post by enuf3 on Jun 17, 2006 22:22:04 GMT 10
hah, dont ever compare the two. The Coke phases are no where near sleep.... hehe... although the sleep phases can also bring about death.
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Post by shallowboy on Jun 17, 2006 23:16:43 GMT 10
awww i got the sweetest message from one of the dudes off the board, saying how sweet milla is... yea, i know we dont say it much, but Milla really is the sweetest most politest person in here.... milla....someone out here likes u
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Post by Esther on Jun 18, 2006 0:10:17 GMT 10
Wow, Shallow you'd die if you were running as I am now- three hours of sleep only. I was playing party planner for my best friend and I ended up sleeping over...we went to bed at 5 am and woke up at 8 am. How sadistic is that? I'm not really "here" right now. And Matt(ie), I'm sure there is a lot of therapy out there for you Don't let the Coke rule you! Be the stronger person! You can do it!
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Post by enuf3 on Jun 18, 2006 4:31:41 GMT 10
Yeah, I am going cold turkey right now. Havent had any Coke in a week! *claps for Matt*
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Post by shallowboy on Jun 18, 2006 8:58:43 GMT 10
*claps for mattie* and estee, went to bed past 1am last nite (after leaving u here) and woke up just past 6am. Its 5hrs sleep. which is more than your 3hrs, but dammit, it just isnt enuff for me, especially since today is a sunday and the ONE day a week i get to sleep in....i work 6 days a week so im MAD!
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Post by Esther on Jun 18, 2006 10:26:35 GMT 10
Wowee Shallow. It's still saturday on my side of the earth. I got back from practice, but now I feel like s***. Can you believe it?! I couldn't even get to sleep when I said I was going to take a nap. I'm sooooo mad!
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Post by enuf3 on Jun 18, 2006 10:46:42 GMT 10
...Big news guys. V for Vendetta is not my favorite movie anymore... *snif snif* Titanic is. The last time I saw that movie was the night it was released in the movies. Up until now I remembered three things only... A. Jack and Rose fall in love B. The boat sinks C. *sniff sniff* Jack dies
Well they were playing the movie on some movie channel just a few minutes ago and let me tell ya, I am still crying over it! NEVER has a movie ever made me soooo sad before in my life! As soon as Rose said "Jack, this is where we first met.." I was gone... Lost within a storm of tears..
...I need a hug...
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